Who are you: James
Where are you: I live between Austin and Houston Texas
-Montrose (5/06)
What do you do: I write short fiction and poetry
-and creative non-fiction
Yeah right. Can you make any money doing that: No, but I have been published before and will be again.
-yes
Hey I also write: That's nice
So what do you really do, like for money: I don't know, I'm always poor.
Do you have a job: Sometimes. I have had a lot of jobs- janitor, graveyard shift convinence store clerk, butcher, tutor, bouncer. Right now I am a substitute teacher.
-writing full time
Do you go to school: I'm in-between schools. I graduated from UofH with a B.A. in Creative Writing. I am awaiting the outcome of my grad school applications.
-went to Sam Houston (it sucked- they DO NOT have a CW program-
no matter what they might try to tell you. )
What will you study in grad school: More of the same, MFA Creative Writing.
-might try again in 07 or 08
How old are you: Younger than my gums, older than my teeth.
Are you single: Do I know you?
Do you smoke: Camel filters
Do you drink: Are you buying?
What is up with the name of your site: Its from WB Yeats poem "The Second Coming."
Why: Read the poem.
What is your favorite book: Crime and Punishment. Earthlight is also good.
Can I read some of your stuff: If you ask.
I have written this poem / story will you look at it: Yes.
-maybe
Will you offer me any feedback / comments: Do you really want them?
-maybe
Yes: Okay.
-maybe
Will you marry me: Are you rich and very accepting of rampant infidelity?
-no
No: We're just not right for each other.
Can I link to you: Yes
Will you link to me: Maybe
Can I use something from your website: Like what?
I dunno, something you wrote: If you approach me with an idea and I like it then yes we might collaborate. However, if you take it upon yourself to steal my work (which is copywrited) I will hunt you in this life and the next. I paid for it in addictions, break-ups, disorders, fist-fights, and hangovers; you didn't.
What type of computer do you use: I dunno.
Can I IM you: I don't know how that works.
-I'm still a neo-ludite

Pictures

Me and John at his wedding.
Eating hedwig hair with a blue mohawk.
Me and Alison at her Birthday Extravaganza 2002.
New Years 2002 outside #'s
Wendy and I I'm wearing a kilt you can't see

e-mail me dammit: zorn_von_gottes@hotmail.com

Everything is better with pepper and garlic
Not so with salt
I pee a lot
Brushing your teeth in the shower is not only time effective, it's FUN!
I "hate" the mis"use" of quotation marks
I can probably knock you down
I can probably drink you under the table
there are few people in this world who have been in as many fights as I have
I have been diagnosed with Major Depressive Disorder
I don't take my medicine anymore
if I like it, or you, I will obsess
if I don't, eh
I almost converted to Orthodox Judaism
it wasn't over a girl
the best thing in my life is nine years old
the next best things are circa 50 years old
the next next best things are three in number
my oldest, and dearest, friend likes pantera and theater
art can matter
so can education
Karl Marx is right about a lot of things
I get very angry, very quickly
it fades in under an hour
regret